Who are they, these zOned beef wackos?
We suspect they are out of work Mexican Wrestlers...but we're not quite sure.  They pop up occasionally to entertain at social gatherings and sporting events but are always under a shroud of secrecy. 

What's coming?
The three amigos that they call zOned beef will appear in television commercials promoting the black market sale of 'tainted' meat products.

I want a CD!

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