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       Bert 
          is Evil ! Our investigators recently uncovered this old photograph of young
                          Michael Jackson standing with Bert who is fondling his pelvic area.
                          It is now clear where Michael Jackson's pedophilia stems from. Bert
                          molested him as a child. He is only releasing frustrations and fears
                          that have welled inside his mind for years.  | 
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        1998 Dino Ignacio, Fractal Cow Studio 
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